OK, you read my last post, you know where I stand on Adventure Lab series that are designed to be completed from an armchair — or a cruise ship..

Well, let’s take the cruise ship experience a step further and invent a drinking game! Just you, the bartender, your phone, and 620 “finds”. Have your credit card and maybe a bucket ready.

Sail into Victoria. Your fellow passengers get off and look around town but you stay aboard and hang out at the bar with your phone. Your objective is to complete the “I ❤️ Victoria BC” Adventure Lab Geo-Art. 124 labs, 620 locations. But now we make it a drinking game!

So here are the rules:

For each lab completed, take a sip

For each wrong answer attempted, take a shot

For each letter completed, chug down whatever drink you have and order another one. The ❤️ counts as a letter.

If you pass out, you lose.

If you throw up, you lose.

If the bartender cuts you off, you lose.

If you end up in a security cell, you lose.

If your phone dies, you lose.

If you get all 620 locations, you win!

How about it, travelers? You paid a shit-ton of money to sail to Victoria, isn’t this a great way to spend your time here?